The genuine short skirt, long jacket, Mensa lesbrarian with the flexibity of elastic-girl , & the domesticity of your dear sweet grandmother. Yes, of course she plays classic violin. And no, while her watercolors are nothing to brag about, you can see them lazily strewn about the Smithsonian... if you're bored.
This extraordinary prosopography, in my critical rubric, has only once been discovered — and with the belle-of-the-ball Panama Estate La Esmeralda, no less (also known as the most expensive coffee sold in the "civilized" world).
It is with great caffeine euphoria that I extend such laureates and raise my spittoon to Velton & his Mexico Nayarita.
Served as our Celebrity Single Origin Espresso, Nayarita delivers orchard-fresh apple & blackberry acidity, hazelnut depth, honey overtones, a clean mouthfeel, & distinct finish.
She'll be here all week.